Well guys...

Christmas is over, but I still have my iPod touch so everything is okay! Thanks for all the amazing gifts, games, and food everybody. But hopfully we will have some more in-laws to celebrate with next year after Elizabeth gets married.

ahh...

Sigh... I feel amazing.

19 more DAYS!!

Well family, work is almost over, Christmas is almost here, and soon I will go back up to freeeezing Idaho. I can't wait to start school again. Although I was able to keep busy here at home it just feels like life is on hold everytime I'm down here. So I'm excited to go back up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg3jSVeMBlE

They were right

I decided to eat cake and read the comics in the bathroom today. Cleo said, and I'm sure the other females in the family would agree, that it is gross. Well, as I was sitting there eating cake and reading the funnies I thought to myself "Wow... the women are right. This is gross." So I ate faster.

He-Man

I maxed out at 190 on the bench press this morning. Not bad for a guy who only weighs 160. My goal was 200 by Christmas. Done.

special contest

Today at work my boss sent me to get two dozen doughnuts. When I got back I decided to have a doughnut eating contest with the two sales reps, Andrea and Michelle.

I had three doughnuts.

I won.

38 more days.

Sometimes some of us need a picker upper in life. Here is a song for "us." Because after all, we all know... I am Iron Man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFqL2G53FCE&feature=related

whoops...

And Charles, I would like an iPod touch for Christmas. Thank you.

Congradulations to Lyle

Well good job Lyle. You passed the bar. Now all your wildest dreams will come true.

Blind Date!

So I had a blind date the other night.



...j/k

Happy Happy Halloween!

Lyle and I had a pumpkin carving contest. Who won?

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I had two

Yeah I know, they look good. Do they not? And so do I except for that dorky smile that Cleo caught me with.

Anyway, these are baked pears topped with brown sugar, cinnamon, ground cloves, a white chocolate sauce, dried cranberries, and sliced almonds. Celestial.

awesome

guys... you can actually see me in this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQWb_WKzKmA

This song was waaaay awesome. The conductor about fainted after we sang it the first time because he was so touched.

I'm famous by the way.
http://jaypmorgan.tumblr.com/post/51619478/http-www-jaypmorgan-com-i-just-finished-a
Look how small my biceps used to be.

Milk's Favorite Cookie

One of the great things about oreos is that they still taste great 2 weeks stale.

Too bad this girl didn't go ALL the way to the left. I was on the very edge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8J3WAGvvIM

This was at our barbershop festival which I am SO doing again in Winter Semester with Men's Choir.

Until December...

Well they are done training me at Ellens. Now I'm in the driver's seat until probably the last day in December. There is a lot more to this job than I had thought previously, which is good. It seems like this whole last week I didn't have a minute of down time. Ellen said the offical title of my job which she wants me to put on my resume is Assistant to the President. And that's exactly what it is. And not only her assistant but everyone elses assistant that works there too. This job is more than just filing and answering the phone and it is going to look awesome on my resume.

So if you ever need T-shirts or any other promotional items call them and tell them I reffered you. That way I get a %7 commission! And we all know how desperatly I need money for college. http://www.ellenssilkscreening.com/ Take a look at the website and look around. If you click on the "In the News" link you can read some of Ellen's accomplishments. She is a pretty amazing lady.

I'm still really wishful.

Yay! Charles and Laura!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttKUbx8o_c8
(1:56 is a REALLY GOOD part)

I completely understand

She doesn't want that Phillies garbage...

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/ModernTube-Young-Phillies-fan-rejects-dad-s-fou?urn=mlb,189941

Gun Control

So I know most of you have seen this scene from Boston Legal, but I'm putting it on anyway. I laugh every time I see it. http://commonsenselogic.blogspot.com/2008/10/what-do-william-shatner-gun-control-and.html

Remember when...

I was going to be a famous opera star? Well I wasn't going to be a tenor but I was probably going to be just about as awesome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aS6M8j3pvQ This guys is stinkin' amazing and he KILLS the high C's. If you get bored just jump to 5min. Make sure you turn up your speakers all the way.

In other news I have started looking at Graduate schools and their MAcc programs. Any suggestions would be great. Here is a poll taken from the public accounting report of 2008:

1 2 Brigham Young University
2 3 University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
3 1 University of Texas-Austin
4 4 University of Southern California
5 15 University of Michigan
6 5 University of Notre Dame
7 7 University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
8 6 Texas A&M University
9 7 Indiana University Bloomington
10 11 University of Georgia
11 11 Ohio State University
11 9 Michigan State University
13 15 University of Washington
14 NR University of Virginia
15 25 University of Missouri-Columbia
15 NR University of Mississippi
17 13 University of Wisconsin-Madison
18 18 University of Connecticut
19 23 Florida State University
19 21 University of Alabama
21 10 University of Florida
22 NR Baruch College-The City University of New York
23 NR University of Arizona
23 14 Arizona State University
23 NR University of Iowa
23 18 Miami University (Ohio)

The first number was there 2008 ranking and the second 2007. Go Cougars.

Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever again...

This is me resigning from this game. I will never play World of Warcraft ever again. It's boring and a big waste of time. Yes I said it is BORING. The only reason I have played it at all the last three weeks was because Charles wanted me to play with him. Sorry Paco. I'm sure Cleo will have fun with my account though. What will she do with a level 50 mage?
...I think I'd rather read.

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-et-warcraft9-2009sep09,0,1886997.story

I think it is also interesting to point out the amount of money Blizzard generates from this on subscriptions alone! Let's say all 11.5 million people played at least one year. The subscription is anywhere from $13 to $15 a month. So we will average $14 a month. 11.5 * 14 = $161 million dollars a month. 161 * 12 = $1.932 billion a year.

*ahem*

Huh?
http://dailybail.com/home/there-are-no-words-to-describe-the-following-part-ii.html

this should get me some sweet comments!

something is definately wrong...

...with me. I went to Target the other day with my $50 gift card. I didn't buy a computer game. Everyday when I get home from work and I don't have anything else to do, guess what I do. Well, I don't play computer games. Mom says I'm growing up. I still have my $50 gift card from Target.

dang... it...

Well guys, it's September 1st. Once upon a time this was going to be the happiest day of my life. Well it's not the happiest day of my life, but at least Lyle and I worked out this morning and now I get to go to work. So it ain't bad! Grant it if I was still planning on getting married today it would probably have to be pushed back until December anyway because North Carolina was a horrible disaster. One that I will never repeat. And just in case any of you were wondering that office there in NC got shut down. Yeah... pathetic.
In any case I will still have that happiest day of my life another day.

That's a real man's job!

Well I have decided that in addition to mashing the potatoes, popping the popcorn is also the man's job every Sunday after church. Done. Then I also don't feel so bad about eating four bowls of it... and I can put on as much butter as I want.

Dont hate me because...

Well mom made pot roast, mashed potatoes (mashed by yours truly), spinach salad with sliced almonds and strawberries, and corn on the cob. Needless to say you are all very jealous. That's okay though because you can come visit any time you want. So really it's all your faults that you missed out.

Never say never...

Well guys, today I was folding T-shirts at Ellen's. She called me this morning and asked me to come help in the back for two days. Not like I was busy at another job or anything so I said of course. It'll be an extra $160! Woowoo... that will buy my Accounting 202 book for winter semester. Oh crap. Winter semester. I'm already cold.